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Guess Who… You Miss me?... Jessica Simpson sing the chorus

Jessica Simpson – (Eminem)
(CHORUS)
When you walk through the door
It was clear to me (clear to me)
You’re the one they adore, who they came to see (who they came to see)
You’re a … rockstar (baby)
Everybody wants you (everybody wants you)
Player… Who can really play you (who can really play you)
We're the ones who (chicka) made you *cough, cough*

(VERSE ONE)
Back by popular demand
Now pop a little zantack for andacity if you can
You're ready to tackle any task that is at hand
How does it feel, is it fantastic, is it grand?
Well look at all the massive masses in the stands
Shady man… no don’t massacre the fans
Damn, I think Kim Kardashians a man
She stumped just cause he asked to put his hands
On her massive glutious maximus again
Squeeze it, then Squish it, then pass it to her friend
Can he come back as nasty as he can
Yes he can,can, don’t ask me this again
He does not mean to lesbian offend
But Lindsay please come back to seeing men
Samantha’s a 2, Youre practically a 10
I know you want me girl,
In fact I see it when I come in girl

(CHORUS)
When you walk through the door
It was clear to me (clear to me)
You’re the one they adore, who they came to see (who they came to see)
You’re a … rockstar (baby)
Everybody wants you (everybody wants you)
Player… Who can really blame you (who can really blame you)
We're the ones who made you

(VERSE TWO)
The enforcer, looking for more women to torture
Walk up to the cutest girl and Charlie Horse her
Sorry Portia, but whats Ellen Degeneres
Have that I don't, are you telling me tenderness?
Well I can be as gentle and as smooth as a gentleman
Give me my ventolin inhaler and 2 zenedrin
And I'll invite Sarah Palin out to dinner then
Nail her,'Baby say hello to my little friend' Brit forget K Fed lets cut off the middle man
Forget him or your gona end up in hospital again
And this time it wont be for the riddle and binge
Forget them other men, girl pay them little attention
A little bit did I mention, that Jennifer's in love with me John Mayer
So sit on the bench
Man I swear them other guys you give em an inch
They take a mile, they got style bigger than Slim
[We Made You mp3 on http://top10mp3download.blogspot.com ]

(CHORUS)
When you walk through the door
It was clear to me (clear to me)
You’re the one they adore, who they came to see (who they came to see)
You’re a … rockstar (baby)
Everybody wants you (everybody wants you)
Player… Who can really blame you (who can really blame you)
Were the ones who made you

(VERSE THREE)
And that’s why… my love
You'll never live without ,
I know you want me girl cause I can see you checking me out
And baby, you know, you know you want me too
Don’t try to deny it baby, I’m the only one for you
(Fart)
Damn girl Im beginning to sprout an Alphalpha
Why should I wash my filthy mouth out
You think that’s bad you should hear the rest of my album
Never has there been so finesse and nostalgia
Man Cash,I don’t mean to mess up your gal but
Jessica Alba put a breast in my mouth but
Wowzers, I just made a mess of my trousers
And they wonder why I keep dressing like Elvis
Lord help us hes back in his pink Alf shirt
Looking like someone shrinked his outfit
I think hes about to flip
Jessica rest assure, Supermans here to rescue ya
Can you blame me?
You’re my Amy, im your Blake
Matter fact make me a birthday cake
With a saw blade in it to make my jail break
Baby, I think you just met your soul mate
(Now break it down girl)

(CHORUS)
When you walk through the door
It was clear to me (clear to me)
You’re the one they adore, who they came to see (who they came to see)
You’re a … rockstar (baby)
Everybody wants you (everybody wants you)
Player… Who can really blame you (who can really blame you)
Were the ones who made you

So baby, baby
Get down, down, down

Baby, get down, down down
Baby, get down, down down
Baby, get down, get down

Baby, get down, down down
Baby, get down, down down
Baby, get down, down down
Baby, get down, get down

Oh Amy, Rehab never looked so good,
I can wait, Im going back!! HAHA Whooo!

DR DRE, 2020, Yeah

歌詞來源：http://top10mp3download.blogspot.com/2009/04/we-made-you-mp3-download-eminem.html


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【感想】

Eminem的歌真的是一絕

雖然有點界線邊緣

但看這部的MV

會有很好笑的fu

不管是裡頭的激吻

還是橄欖球的拋球，卻是拋出「漢堡」

這算是種小開黃腔的點吧

至於是什麼樣的點，就不明言了

好像是有點根據

這是很玄奧的學問

不過不容否認的地方是丟出來的那剎那

我是狂笑不已XD

另外裡面有些kuso變形金剛和某星艦企業號的橋段，一樣令人發笑不已

再者，怎麼有幾首歌，都會搭配嘔吐的梗啊﹝暈倒﹞

至於報紙上有報導裡面會有些小酸藝人的梗

就不多提了，哈，畢竟那大概算是Eminem的風格吧

嚴格來說，這首歌比前陣子超紅的Jizz in my pants高級了很多XDDDD

雖然說那首MV第一次聽到時，差點笑到岔氣，喔不，笑到斷氣

至於什麼是Jizz in my pants，千萬不要來問我

我不懂捏^_^

對了對了

為什麼很多MV都喜歡找雄偉的女星來拍

這樣狂擠，或刻意突顯該部位

其實不好看說>
或許是考量到其他潛在的市場吧﹝冏﹞

就像前陣子殺很大的新聞一樣

炒作這種第二性徵

不怎麼欣賞就是

至於那個女吸血鬼裝扮倒是超酷的

令人佩服肯做這樣的裝扮



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